The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Wed May 28, 2008 9:55 pm

Oh ok...

glad you girls are being honest with one another...

...think I'll just nip down the pub.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blossom » Thu May 29, 2008 1:57 am

librarising wrote:
blossom wrote:Hey cushty - CW is in your neck of the woods. Too bad you couldn't show him your watercress!

Edited to add - Mrs Frio is a lucky lady.


Blossom I hope you're not dropping hints in an attempt to get a pearl necklace from Cabo. A married man should save all his pearl necklaces for his wife, as I'm sure you well know.


No Librarising - i'm more of a stones girl - don't much care for diamonds and pearls (so i'm a cheap date) and i'd never go after anyone's husband for all the tea in China.
Dirty pool imo.

Just want to get back into Tappy's good books...

Hope you enjoyed your pint or 2.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby marian » Thu May 29, 2008 7:42 am

Get you home right now librarising you drunken swine!

Now's not the time for the boozer the ladies are handbags at 40 paces or should I say yards, metres, it'll be like having tapas in the back garden.

Saucy minxes! Demanding subs to the fan club, get away from him or I'll have youse!

Anyway Tapwater has agreed to marry me, I asked him on this very forum and he accepted my proposal. As long as I brought the Nana Mouskouri records and the bed of nails.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Thu May 29, 2008 4:20 pm

marian wrote:Anyway Tapwater has agreed to marry me, I asked him on this very forum and he accepted my proposal. As long as I brought the Nana Mouskouri records and the bed of nails.

If you found out about his Nana Mouskouri habit then you have indeed penetrated to his very heart's core. What's more he'll have to marry you to buy your silence. But ask yourself dear is that a recipe for lifelong happiness?
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Thu May 29, 2008 5:02 pm

is it true Tappy is a dead ringer for another Greek singer - the mighty Demis Roussos?
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby marian » Fri May 30, 2008 7:19 am

Look you jealous, saucy baggages, we were just so into each other and my heart just went whoosh clunk.

Just because Tapwater is on the large side, no need to make fun of him. Its his glands.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Fri May 30, 2008 8:24 am

marian wrote:Look you jealous, saucy baggages, we were just so into each other and my heart just went whoosh clunk.

Just because Tapwater is on the large side, no need to make fun of him. Its his glands.


Glandular shmandular I blame the BBQs.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby marian » Fri May 30, 2008 9:27 am

No no he retains water I tell you.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Fri May 30, 2008 10:21 am

send him down to Somerset to do some personal mopping up then

or does he only retain tap water?
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blossom » Fri May 30, 2008 11:05 am

Too many bus tours?

It certainly isn't the kfc buckets of saucy wings or big double whoppers with cheese.

So must be water retention or an underactive thyroid.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby marian » Fri May 30, 2008 12:23 pm

I think it must be the wild boar he eats while on his forays.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Fri May 30, 2008 1:38 pm

wild boar? - were some of them airborne, by any chance?
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blondie2 » Fri May 30, 2008 2:16 pm

Hey hang on a minute girls. Is somebody muscling in on my territory.

Tappy is all mine. :wink:

I am 'into ' very large men!! And he is into angelic women! :roll:

The rest of you skangers don't stand a chance against me.!!

Cushty you can have Lib. Am not into skrawny knock kneed ,prominent teethed bald men!!

Blossom ...........your past it love........sorry!!
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blondie2 » Fri May 30, 2008 2:19 pm

cushty wrote:Oh yes I did - a female pig with her trotters in the trough at every opportunity - have you seen her behaviour on the Hello thread?

though it now appears she is really looking for a male version of Amy Winehouse


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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Fri May 30, 2008 2:21 pm

nice of you to offer lib, Blondie, but I don't do men any more

I prefer cats these days, as they sleep for 20 hours a day and always cover their droppings
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