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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Wed May 28, 2008 3:38 pm

blossom wrote:Hey cushty - CW is in your neck of the woods. Too bad you couldn't show him your watercress!

Edited to add - Mrs Frio is a lucky lady.


Blossom I hope you're not dropping hints in an attempt to get a pearl necklace from Cabo. A married man should save all his pearl necklaces for his wife, as I'm sure you well know.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Wed May 28, 2008 3:42 pm

SearchforJustice wrote:If that's the case, and he has, then it's grass for supper. Well, if it's good enough for his "girlfriend" then it's good enough for him :wink:


Auntie Libby's advice in such cases is to put mint sauce in his aftershave.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Wed May 28, 2008 3:43 pm

librarising wrote:
blossom wrote:Hey cushty - CW is in your neck of the woods. Too bad you couldn't show him your watercress!

Edited to add - Mrs Frio is a lucky lady.


Blossom I hope you're not dropping hints in an attempt to get a pearl necklace from Cabo. A married man should save all his pearl necklaces for his wife, as I'm sure you well know.



and I am very particular as to whom I show my watercress to

especially as I keep it in the bathroom

and if Coldwater is anywhere near me, he is getting just about as much cold water as a body can stand
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Wed May 28, 2008 3:51 pm

cushty wrote:
and if Coldwater is anywhere near me, he is getting just about as much cold water as a body can stand


I can just see him in his little tent. Bless.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Wed May 28, 2008 3:53 pm

bless indeed - following several atishoos, I shouldn't wonder :lol:
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blondie2 » Wed May 28, 2008 5:23 pm

Sorry was a bit slow today!! Tappy's back!Happy days!! No morsel for use though!! Please would all those you are behind with subs please address the matter forthwith.

Tappy will then reveals his pearl of wisdom...........maybe it was a gold :shock: sheet!
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Wed May 28, 2008 6:37 pm

blondie2 wrote:
Tappy will then reveals his pearl of wisdom...........


I thought I'd explained about Tappy's pearls.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Wed May 28, 2008 6:45 pm

I expect Tappy's arrival any moment to murmur something about casting pearls before swine

of course he won't mean me ...........
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blondie2 » Wed May 28, 2008 8:43 pm

cushty wrote:I expect Tappy's arrival any moment to murmur something about casting pearls before swine

of course he won't mean me ...........


>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You reckon Cush Mavournin? :lol:
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Wed May 28, 2008 9:06 pm

blondie2 wrote:
cushty wrote:I expect Tappy's arrival any moment to murmur something about casting pearls before swine

of course he won't mean me ...........


>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You reckon Cush Mavournin? :lol:


is that the name of an Irish folksinger?
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blondie2 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:18 pm

cushty wrote:
blondie2 wrote:
cushty wrote:I expect Tappy's arrival any moment to murmur something about casting pearls before swine

of course he won't mean me ...........


>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You reckon Cush Mavournin? :lol:


is that the name of an Irish folksinger?


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No in polite terms it means you are a has-been you old bat!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Wed May 28, 2008 9:21 pm

I shudder to think what you might call me if you were being rude :( :( :(
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby blondie2 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:29 pm

[quote="cushty"]I shudder to think what you might call me if you were being rude :( :( :


You really wouldn't want to know!! And as for my being Tappy's fan I actually like rake thin men with rib bones protrudng and knobbly Knees combined with milky white skin,,,,,,,,,,
8) :love9:
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby librarising » Wed May 28, 2008 9:40 pm

cushty wrote:I expect Tappy's arrival any moment to murmur something about casting pearls before swine

of course he won't mean me ...........


- I don't think she meant you either blondie.
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Re: The case as of Today - according to Tapwater

Postby cushty » Wed May 28, 2008 9:44 pm

Oh yes I did - a female pig with her trotters in the trough at every opportunity - have you seen her behaviour on the Hello thread?

though it now appears she is really looking for a male version of Amy Winehouse
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