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******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby doobyscoo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:19 pm

In just over a weeks time we will be hitting the last leg (sorry Heather, no offence) of the stateside story. As part of their final journey Aunt Philomena, having been nominated for her role in 'Freight Mates IV', will be attending 'The Woodies', a sort of Oscar ceremony for Adult films,

I thought we could have a fun competition for movie titles which might appear.

Turn a movie (or TV program ) into a funny X rated title.

The funniest ones will be featured in the yet to be written episode.

Just, and here's where you can help me out as a moderator, if you could keep them cheeky, comical and suggestive. If you are not sure PM me.

Here's a few ideas to start it off

Sweeney Todd= Weeney Todd
Pochahontas = Pocha-hot-ass
Ugle Betty = Ugly Sweaty
Sex in the City = well , sex in the City.


Best of luck. (I'm sure, knowing Captain Morgan, she'll have a few up her sleeve)
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby CaptnMorgan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:25 pm

LOL!! Dooby, this will be fun!! I love Weeney Todd!! That's hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: This will be better than "what's your porn star name?" hahaha!!!
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby katz2 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:38 pm

womb raider!

first post....Have I got the gist of this?

perhaps I'll go back to lurking :o)
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Postby doobyscoo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:56 pm

Oh for LOL, you sure have........ love it. Great virgin post, it all goes downhill from here... Welcome :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby katz2 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:26 pm

I'm sure I posted these a moment ago but not showing up, apologies if posted twice or they were too Risque first time round and deleted(yeah right)

Ashes to Ashes...Asses to Asses
Miss Congeniality...Miss Congenitalia.
High School Musical...High School Music Ho
Risky Business...Risque Business
Lost...Tossed
The Exorcist..Sexorcist
Saving Private Ryan..Shaving Ryans Privates(credit to the Simpsons)
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby Mr.Shifter » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:43 pm

King Kong - King Dong

101 Dalmatians - 101 Positions

Meet the Fockers - work that one out for yourself :shock:

Gone in 60 seconds - Done in 60 seconds

Gangs of New York - Gangbang of New York

That's all from me :roll:
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Postby katz2 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:28 pm

Fatal Attraction...Fecal Attraction.
Sleepy Hollow...Sloppy Hollow
King Lear...King Rear
Last man Standing...Ass Man Standing
9 1/2 Weeks...9 1/2 Inches
Buffy the Vampire Slayer...Muffy the Vampire Layer
Forrest Gump...Forest Hump
ET...Extra Testicle
Diving Miss Daisy.

How about a song title.
Careless Whisper...Careless Wrister


That's it from me too, not too bad for a lurker, Maybe I will have a little more confidence to post without a drink now that I've broken the ice...lol!
BTW...Love your Diaries Dooby!
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby scandi » Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:44 am

How about: House's Mouse
America's Got Tailent
Walker Texas Banger
DaVinci's Incest
When Hairy Met Sally
Paula's Farty
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby doobyscoo » Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:24 pm

These are excellent, what a laugh :bounce: :lol: :bounce: :lol: :bounce:

Thanks for the entries so far,

I've thought of another one.

Ratatouille = Tw.......sorry, taste and decency won't allow me to continue....

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Postby katz2 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:52 pm

Whores Whisperer
Batman In Robin
Diddle er on the Roof
South Pork
Porn on the 4th of July
For your Ass only
Star Whores
My Big Lebowski
Intercourse with a vampire
City Lickers
Scent of a Warm Un
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby dumouchelwolf » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:49 am

Dead Man Walking ------------- Dead man wanking
The Legend Of Bagger Vance --The legend of Bugger Vance
Farewell to the Flesh------------Bareall to the Flesh
Flash Gordon ------------------- Flesh Gordon
The Royal Hunt Of The Sun--- The Royal C*nt of the Sun
My Big Fat Greek Wedding----- My Big Fat Geek Wedding
Carry on Camping-------------- Carry on Humping
Coming to America ------------ Coming in America
Wicker Park -------------------- W*nker Park
Panic Room--------------------- Panic Womb
Room With A View ----------- Womb with a view
James and the Giant Peach---- James and the Giant Prick
Planet Of The Apes--------------Planet of the paps
John Tucker Must Die ----------John ****** Must Die
Scary Movie --------------------Hairy Movie
HOPE THE PAELLA WAS WORTH IT MR and MRS McCANN.
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby katz2 » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:02 am

James and the Giant Peach....James and the Giant Biatch
The Three Muskateers...Three MuffEaters
White Men can't Jump...White Men can't Hump
Field of Dreams...Field of (wet) Dreams
The Terminator...Sperminator
The Bone Collector...The Bone Erector
Close Encounters of the Third Kind...Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Robocop...Robocock
Big Trouble in little China..Big Trouble in little vaGina
Top Gun...Top Bum
Blair Witch Project...Bare Twitch Project
Dirty Harry...Dirty&Hairy!
Terms of Endearment...Sperms of Endearment
The Lion King...The Loin King
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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby doobyscoo » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Katz you are excelling yourself.

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Re: ******COMPETITION - X Rate a Movie********

Postby julygirl3210 » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:16 pm

When Gerry met Kate, and Jane, and Fiona, and Rachael
"Out damned spot ................" - Macbeth
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Postby julygirl3210 » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:17 pm

Dirty Gerry
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