The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Madeleine Beth McCann went missing from PDL in Portugal on the 3rd May 2007, there are so many unanswered questions, please discuss

The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby weissnicht » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:29 am

We could write a story :D
I will start:

The rise and the downfall of McKingdom and The Pink Prince

Once upon a time, there were the McRoyaltys having a holiday in Praia da Luz, well know for their child friendly facilities, because it was their holiday too, you know. ................

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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby big_l » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:44 am

weissnicht wrote:We could write a story :D
I will start:

The rise and the downfall of McKingdom and The Pink Prince

Once upon a time, there were the McRoyaltys having a holiday in Praia da Luz, well know for their child friendly facilities, because it was their holiday too, you know. ................

your turn :D

the reason they picked Praia da Luz was as gerry said "it don,t mean a thing unless it,s got swing" so a group of their friends went with them jane (i,m a f_cking liar) tanner and dr"no"o,brien and some others oh and remember uncle charlie . on the day of arrival at apartment 5a gerry was frustrated "kate" he said " i can,t get in the doors locked ,you go round and try the shutters ................................
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby whoknowsthetruth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:48 am

... The holiday was going very well for King Gerald. He played tennis all day, and in the evenings, there was feasting and wine! All his loyal subjects laughed at his jokes and told him that he was the heart and soul of the party :!: :!:
"..the twins were still asleep in their two cots and there was the small, bright pink wool blanket that Madeleine likes to hold when she sleeps."
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby bjr » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:53 am

King Gerald had bought a designer pay as you go phone whilst on holiday and being true to his nature did not want to waste his credit, in case it was not transferable, and decided to text his friends for answers to the quiz. His mind was not on the matter of the questions, but on how he could gain more popularity votes when returning to his own kingdom.
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby janz1956 » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:56 am

The only fly in the ointment were these `little people` who seem to have tagged along with them.......
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby whoknowsthetruth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:57 am

King Gerald desperately needed the peoples' votes. The royal coffers were at a very low ebb, after the State Visit to Ireland.

Queen Katherine was particularly struggling. They had come without their children's nannies, and had to forgo the evening childcare. The Queen was not happy....
"..the twins were still asleep in their two cots and there was the small, bright pink wool blanket that Madeleine likes to hold when she sleeps."
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby blondie2 » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:58 am

lThose pesky nobodies he had to make small talk to when his mind was on far greater matters!
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby bjr » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:01 pm

King Gerald decided to gain more popularity to hire the court jester as a spokesman, he knew that the jester would get more laughs than him, but decided it was OK. Why risk votes and money, any joker would do........ Queen Katherine was not impressed, especially after the jester decided to have a bikini photo shoot. Queen Katherine begged her royal blooded family to intervene.....stating how can I pose without my Crown....... No one will recognise my status.
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby perrito » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:04 pm

King Gerald, although enjoying himself immensely, was a little worried that he might get stuck with paying for the copious bottles of wine that were being consumed nightly and he really needed to come up with a plan whereby everything would come free, including of course food and accommodation. This is where his good friend Mr thinkpink could come in very useful.
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby whoknowsthetruth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:05 pm

.. and my tits are small..
"..the twins were still asleep in their two cots and there was the small, bright pink wool blanket that Madeleine likes to hold when she sleeps."
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby carlymichelle » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:06 pm

princess madeline got in the way of her parents swinigning and other goods thus so they resorted back to medievil royal times an decided to get rid of her but they had meant to send her into the forrest like in snow white alive but it went wrong and the little princess died
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby whoknowsthetruth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:07 pm

All the Kings horses and all the kings men were summoned
"..the twins were still asleep in their two cots and there was the small, bright pink wool blanket that Madeleine likes to hold when she sleeps."
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby bjr » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:08 pm

King Gerald could see his plan was failing, so with his remaining credit rang all the news outlets and his Government and demanded action and their trouth to his cause.......Maybe it was Off With Your Heads that made the poor peasants spring into action..... But unknown to King Gerald there were the evil plotters who wanted to see his downfall.
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby weissnicht » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:09 pm

and Queen Katherine was crying in the balcony for her loyal subjects...
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Re: The rise and the downfall of McKingdom an The Pink Prince

Postby perrito » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:10 pm

King Gerald was also more than a little worried about the amount of money Queen Katherine was spending on hairdressers and jewellery. He kept telling her you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but she was having none of that talk. When King Gerald saw her looking at cosmetic surgery ads for breast enhancement he began to worry so much he had a padlock fitted to his wallet.
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